RABBI BURNS CELEBRATION HASH
25th January 2015
A stereotypical grumpy, red haired, blotchy faced, miserly Scotsman
(Is it still legal to made fun of the Scottish any more?)
ABO dispenses a wee dram to an eager Lagerlout
Bumblebee asks if anyone can tie his shoelace as he could never get the hang of it when a child.
A pair of septuagenarians. No, that’s not a strange religious cult.
Welcome to visitor Fish Fingers in the middle.
Swatchstika wishes she had not stayed up until 5 am watching the live men’s naked mud wrestling championships beamed in from Los Angeles.
A welcome return by Scrubber, Davey Cock-it and Juicy Bits...
Gravelrash heard that ASDA had some good offers so included her shopping during the Hash.
The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance Shopper
Well Done Jim Jams for an excellent Beer Stop!
Swatchstika was a faller.
The GM and RA read out “The Rules Of Hashing”
Basically these boil down to
1. There are no rules
2. The RA is always right.
On this Hash there were three celebrations. MUSCRAT with 400, Gravelrash with 800 and ABO with 700 Hashes. Congratulations!
“Praise be to the Lord! I have seen the light! It says ‘Have another beer!’”
“NURSE! NURSE! Come quickly with Fish Fingers’ tablets!!”
ABO thinks it hilarious when Maddie does some inappropriate nose nudging
What a turkey! Nice hat though!
ABO is awarded the “Dopey Hat”
“It takes only ten minutes for a beer to get from my mouth to here”