THE CHALK AND CHEESE
25th October 2015
BOF and Organgrinder set a Hash from the Chalk and Cheese pub. It was good to see this friendly village pub once more open.
BOF went to give Bookend a Down! Down! for sending out an email telling Hashers to put their clocks forward on the previous evening instead of back.
Unfortunately, the bottle of beer, which was two years past its ‘best by’ date exploded in BOF’s face covering him and bystanders with frothing ancient booze.
It was Buscock’s 100th Hash so she celebrated by Hashing dressed as a bird. This was the same costume worn by BOF when he did his 25th Hash back in 1991.
The Main Hare!
She successfully persuaded the Main to jump into the River Frome but they would not swing on the old car tyre strung from a tree.
Bumblebee looks very pleased with himself as he had just thrown a large lump of mud at BOF which had struck him squarely on the chest.
Back at the car-park Kipper had dropped his car keys into a waste bin. Now why would he do that? He claimed that Willy had told him to do it. Unlikely that he would do anything that Willy told him to do.
Kipper puts his back out climbing out of the bin. He found his keys along with an old newspaper, a half-eaten tin of cat food and a lottery ticket; all of which he took home in case they were useful.
At the pub, Bones 1 got so excited that he tossed his phone in the air and the screen shattered when it hit the ground. He blamed Bones 2 even though she was not around having gone in search of Buscock.
Buscock explains how she got her Hash Nickname.
The story is that it was back in...
It’s too long to tell here. Remind me to relate the story in the future sometime.
A whole pint drunk in one swig!
Organgrinder was given a Down! Down! by Lagerlout for putting flour on a fungus and not mentioning the Dragons’ Teeth - don’t ask what that was all about!