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THE LORD NELSON

NORTON-SUB-HAMDON

To add some further interest on this page I have left you to fill up the blanks where you see #####

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The Hares (Mr Economical, Bumblebee and Bambi) explained a huge diversity of Hash markings. Some of our brains overloaded and exploded with so much information.

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This was the only sign we all understood ##### Available At Pub”

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Bookend was seriously misled by Bumblebee resulting in a bag of dog poo being carried around the Hash.

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“Anyone want to carry this for a while?”

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A very pretty stream was encountered.

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Someone with imagination had planted a tiny garden in the rotted out middle of a large tree.

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It turned to be the garden of a Hobbit who briefly peeked out to watch us pass.

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Back at the pub, Bumblebee takes a very long time drinking his Down! Down! - so much so that Lurch anxiously checks his watch. “Will Bumblebee finish before I  ##### myself?”

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“See Lurch! I did finish before you #####ed yourself!”

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“As for you, Bumblebee. I am going to give you a thoroughly good ##### that you won’t forget”

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“I accuse Rosie of messing around and generally fiddling with my ##### #####

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Swatchstika gets a Down! Down! for being gullible enough to allow Rosie to do the fiddling with her ##### #####

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“Round and round the garden, like a Teddy Bear. One step, two step and tickle you under your #####

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“Who stole this umbrella from Value House”

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Nobby had to drink his own ##### from the umbrella.

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“OMG! ##### is on the table and has dropped his trousers. Have you ever seen such a ridiculously tiny #####!”

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Five birthday celebrations - one pint.

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Organgrinder sucks up the dregs with all five straws.

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Bumblebee gets a special Down! Down! for keeping everyone awake the previous weekend at the Youth Hostel. He was banging away noisily on the stairs with his carrot-shaped ##### until 4.30 am, got locked out of his room, tried to sleep in a tent in the garden but got very ##### and then slept in his car.

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Clapper does not find his explanation plausible.

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She adds a revolting dose of ##### as Bumblebee fights to hold down his puke.

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“What have I done to deserve such a punishment?” he ponders. The Hashers shout back “#####, ##### and #####, you #####!”

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“This is bad! It smells like Psychedelic’s #####!”

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Bumblebee clenches his buttocks tightly but cannot stop #####ing himself.

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“Perhaps nobody will notice that I have #####ed myself”

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Buscock detects a strange smell on her fingers. “Surely that still can’t be Bookend’s  ##### from last night?”

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Bookend was punished because of his dog’s ##### during the Hash. So, the offensive ##### was put into his glass. Bumblebee asks if he can have a mouthful to wash away the taste of his own Down! Down!

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ABO took the opportunity of a quiet few minutes to carry on drafting his autobiography. He is writing “And so it was, that at the age of 33, I finally lost my #####

 

There is not a single rude word deleted above. If you came up with any rude words then it’s you that has a problem - not me!

These are the words hidden:- beer, scratch, drink, alarm clock, chin, BOF, tattoo, carrot, cold, chillies, excellent, amusing, RA, curry, chafe, misbehaviour, item, shyness