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On the Sunday there was again a choice of six excellent hashes followed by games and evening entertainment. |
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Breakfast consisted of a few Down! Downs! to get the appetite up for the
day ahead.
The coaches for Hash Number SIX were filled early so only four Hardy's Hashers managed to get on a hash. The rest stayed behind and Calculator Kid set a hash around the site in breakfast cereal. |
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| The Hash was very pleasant and consisted of a walk for five miles through woods, fields and alongside streams. | Drain makes it back to the circle despite being ill all weekend... | ...and heads straight for the chilled beers! |
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| Because excess snogging had been spotted by the Hares at a kissing gate, a live demonstration was set up to show proper kissing gate etiquette. | The hasher on the left was unanimously named 'Mr. Muscles' from the TV advert. | A visiting hasher from Ghana was named as TC's body double because TC never hashes - reputedly! |
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| I'm delighted to report that the young Harriette on the left frequently positioned herself at each kissing gate as I approached. It was my lucky hash. | Taking a Down! Down! whilst in the Missionary Position requires lots of practice. | |
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| Kippernick tackles a pint. | Fortunately, drinking only requires one hand. | Meanwhile, those left behind at the campsite enjoyed their packed lunches. |
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| A breakfast cereal hash was laid by Calculator Kid. Small piles of shredded Weetabix were laid throughout the site. | ||
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| Well, we thought it was shredded Weetabix until we saw how Sierra Hornie has made it! | The ON INN | The abandoned Hardy's Hashers then chilled out until the others returned on the coaches. |
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| Calculator Kid and Sierra Hornie - not sure what they were doing but handcuffs were involved so I have heard. | FOT's friend chills out. | |
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| FOT with his friend again. | Two unknown Harriettes just couldn't wait in the queue for the Ladies. | Cheers! |
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| Who won the 'cutest bum' competition? | H5N1 heads for the bar. | |
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| BOF enjoys all the attention from the Harriettes but is unsure about that bum... | Chilling out with North Wilts Hashers. | |
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| BOF still has a remarkably good body even at the age of 67! | H5N1 looks after her oral hygiene between drinking pints of beer. | Chilling out before the evening party. |
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| No Grappa presented a special mug to Hardy's Hashers from the Royal Milan and Bordighera Hash. The mug leaks if a lascivious hasher with unfeasibly large sexual appetite tries to drink from it but does not leak if the hasher is an upstanding person with a normal sexual appetite. It leaked for Rosie but not for Gravelrash. | ||
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| These three guests to our hash were normal as well - it's just leaked for Rosie. | ||
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| Drain - bless him! - produced a large number of miniature bottles for those designated to drive the next day because they would not be drinking then. Calculator Kid gets two! | ||
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| There was some fighting - but the women won every time. | ||
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| The odds for the Down! Down! competition. | Sierra Horney tried to sneak in a back entrance. | This hasher only wears this unique outfit on special occasions. |
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| The Down! Down! competition. | ||
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| The Belly Dancing Hash Act. This was excellent! | ||
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| A random photograph of the crowd watching the Down! Down! competition. | This hasher played tunes on a mouth organ by using his bum. A talent well worth turning into a professional act which would liven up the Proms. | |
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| I swear that I have not fiddled with this picture on the computer in any way - Hooker's tongue really is like that! | BOF wonders whether an age gap of nearly forty years is irreconcilable? Dream On! | Dream On Again!! |
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| The evening ended with yet another great band. | ||
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Calculator Kid does a dance
which Mad Dog soon spots as a Morris Dance.
"One should try all things in life except incest and Morris Dancing" Noel Coward |
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| The dancing got so vigorous that some hashers' clothing started dropping off. | ||
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| A very talented dancer and two very talented singers rounded off the evening. | ||
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| All good thing must come to an end and they did just before FOT went on the stage! | ||
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| The final Hash Act was exotic dancing from Hardy's very own FOT. Don't give up the day job... | ||
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| Kippernick enjoying FOT's wild dancing. | It would be a lie to say that he will feel better in the morning. | Mad Dog thinks about tomorrow's hangover. |
