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UK NASH HASH VENUE - BOURNEMOUTH AIRPORT RUNWAY EXTENSION August 2011 Please let BOF know if you do not want pictures of you or your children to appear on the Hardy's H3 website. His email address can be found on the Home Page. Please click here for other Hardy's H3 Albums and here for Hardy's H3 Home Page. Please click where shown below to jump to an event Red Dress Run Red Dress Run Pub Stop Friday Party Saturday Hardy's Hash Old Sarum Hash Hardy's Jurassic Bar Saturday Party Sunday Sub60 Hash Back to Campsite Sarah is named Sunday Party Monday Morning These pictures were supplied by Spreadlegs, BOF and Porkie Pikey.
There is no age limit for enjoying the whole experience! A traditional Red Dress run was held in Poole to raise money for the Eve Appeal (click here for details) and the Somerset and Dorset Air Ambulance (click here for details)
If only all pensioners looked this sexy!
Lipstick Time!
"I used to have tits but - well - alcohol dissolved them away"
"Do tell me - how can I get a sexy figure like you!"
Drain reckons that everyone is susceptible to a neck nibble!
Buzz attempts to be serious - not a very convincing performance. In reality he is in a frenzy of excitement!
C'mon CK! Just one more sip and you will have the Hardy's H3 Record!
ABO settles down for a pre-Hash snooze!
Below we see the Cerne Giant on a good day.
There was torrential rain when we arrived at the viewpoint for the Cerne Giant
Splashing Through The River Cerne
Sheltering from the Rain
Very sensible - Beer on the Hash!
OI! ABO! We know what you are doing!
DOWN! DOWNS! At Godmanstone. This village claims the smallest pub in the UK - see it here.
Testing Master Baker's Ten Gallon Hat.
Collecting the 'Magic Ingredient' for Hardy's potion - Sierra Hornie's belly button fluff
These two Hashers have attended all 17 Nash Hash events. What a great record!
Maddog - so young, innocent and charmingly ignorant of the pleasures of alcohol.
BOF knows his place on the bus.
Rosie worships the cache of booze stored under the stairs of the bus.
On the bus back to Bournemouth the Hardy's H3 Song Book was given out and we had a great sing-along.
Back at base the Hardy's H3 Jurassic Bar got into full swing
Velociraptor Vomit and Stegosaurus Snot were given out.
Our breakfasts were supplemented by cooking the dinosaur eggs.
Cupid Stunt gets a mouthful of Dinosaur Puke.
Wellie W "I've just heard a rumour that Hardy's are doing the next Nash Hash!" Shirtlifter "OH SH*T!!"
BOF did the Naked Midnight Run. He carefully hid his clothes under the stage but, when he returned somewhat blue with cold, he discovered that his underpants had been stolen. Amazingly his bum bag with credit cards and cash was left. Who has such a fetish for his underwear?
And so - to bed! On Sunday Morning there was the Sub60 H3 Hash from Horton
Kipper told a joke which went like this:- Pinocchio complains to his maker Geppetto that he does not get on well making love to girls because they end up with splinters in their delicate parts. Geppetto suggests that Pinnochio uses sandpaper to make life smoother. A few weeks later Geppetto asks Pinnochio how his love life is going. "Great!" says Pinnochio "Who needs girls now I have sandpaper!" BOOM! BOOM!
We were greeted by a traction engine on its way to the Steam Rally.
Horton Tower, one of many follies in Dorset - click here for its history
Back to the campsite for more drinking and relaxing.
Wellie takes it all in his mouth - Dinosaur dribble is just the cure for a hangover.
The Hardy's Hasher below was named and the pictures can be seen by clicking www.geoffkirby.co.uk/Hashing/Sarah. WOW!
Hardy's Hashers did a stint serving on the bar.
"CK - You've had enough! You're banned!"
Tsunami almost stripped off but changed her mind at the last minute. Phew that's a relief!
During the evening a large number of Chinese Lanterns were released. Unfortunately quite a lot fell burning amongst cars on the car park and in nearby fields and woods.
" About 38B I reckon"
BOF tries to enjoy a quiet drink despite the cavorting beauties next to him. Meanwhile, Rosie is wise to prevent his pants being pulled down in public.
My spies tell me that CK had the following conversation with his GP after this weekend. "Hello? Doctor? I've injured my back in an industrial accident and I want to be signed off on long-term sick leave for at least six months. Also, I need a letter to claim compensation from my employer for the injury. I reckon £150,000 would be a good figure to put in your letter. Thanks very much"
The empty beer kegs were collected every day. These were from Saturday
And these!
Buscock is Down! Downed! in front of everyone for her exploits. However, she didn't get the full naming experience that she performed in front of Hardy's Hashers
The mass Down! Down! For all the Hares.
"Hardy's taking on Nash Hash? Stop messing me around!"
BOF drops his pants.
"Finger to you Wellie! I'm not doing Nash Hash!"
Wellie W "Don't blame me! I wasn't involved in that decision! I'll do it all on my own if necessary" Gravelrash "OMG! What have I done!"
Buscock joins the crowd.
Beer is good for the hair - in Wellie's case that's in the singular!
He's got the Official Nash hash Hi Vis Jacket so the deal is sealed!
BOF fails to check the facilities before having that Vindaloo the previous evening.
"Dearest Organgrinder! PLEASE pass me the toilet roll" ON! ON! TO NASH HASH 2013! (Isn't it time the Scilly Islands made a bid?) |
