RESTAURANT HASH

10th April 2011

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This year the Restaurant Hash was also a Mystery Hash as the destination was kept a secret. All we knew was that we had to gather at Weymouth Station at 10.30 to catch a train.

We settled on the train only to find, when the guard arrived, that the Hare (Rosie) had bought a handful of tickets to Brockenhurst but with yesterday's date on them! What a Wally! Elaine was just settling down with a bottle of wine, Calculator Kid was in the toilet having a dump and the rest of us were looking forward to a day of Hashing, eating and alfresco sex in the New Forest.

What a fiasco!

We all had to leave the train at the next stop which was Upwey.

Hares Rosie and Sonic thought it was funny that we were all stranded for an hour until the next train arrived. But then someone spotted a regroup in the station car-park. Clearly there had been another Hash running in the area. Was it the Wessex Hash? The Hospitality Hash? The Blandford Hash? Who cared because we had a trail to follow and the excitement of not knowing where it would take us.

We praised the Lord for this divine intervention - raising our arms and hearts that Rosie's cock up with the tickets had not completely ruined our day. Shame though about missing the alfresco sex in the New Forest...

Halleluiah!

The GM pauses to admire Weymouth's new Relief Road. £89 million well spent?

Bumble Bee is inspired to show his feelings about the new road in a spontaneous interpretive dance.

The trail left by the unknown visiting Hash took us through spectacular countryside - we were now not feeling quite so disappointed about Rosie's cock up with the train tickets and missing the alfresco picnic and sex in the New Forest.

False Trail!

We came across some horses with masks over their eyes. This conversation ensued

GULLIBLE "Why are those horses wearing masks?"

BOF "This is a sanctuary for old blind horses. They get sent here to spend their last sad days smelling the grass."

GULLIBLE "Oh Dear! That's so very sad!"

What's sad is that she believed BOF! The masks are actually see through mesh to keep flies off their faces.

However, she then went on "Is that horse over there a male or female?" Well, judge for yourself!

ON! ON! to the Weymouth Ghurkha Restaurant where we had a great 'eat all you can' meal and the traditional fun with balloons. However, some Hashers took a short cut over Westham Bridge and down a steep embankment to find themselves trapped behind a high fence.

Eva Pantsoff, the famous Russian ballet dancer, demonstrates his flexibility and grace. Unfortunately, just after this picture was taken his foot slipped resulting in an instant vasectomy.

Here we see him in agony on the floor of the Ghurkha restaurant trying to stop the pain in his groin.

Organgrinder tries some special massage with her elbow. He fights hard not to show his disappointment as he was expecting her to use her hand and a lot closer to the affected area. Sadly, his pirouetting days are now over.

Before the meal we had some Down! Downs!

Elaine was punished with beer in a plastic bottle because she had come with a bottle of wine to drink on the long train journey only to be told to get off at Upwey because of Rosie's mistake with all our tickets.